He can't focus. He doesn't know if it's microplastics, long covid or because he pays AUD500 a week to live in a mould experiment.
This year.
He went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.
He formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot
He lost all his crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton.